In the future we'll all be gay
Non-Jews are for practice
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Pooping to opera.
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