I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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