brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
