Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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