batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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