There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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