she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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