Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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