so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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