There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
you had me at cake vodka
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
