You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Bring me that man meat
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
