hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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