just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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