Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
