So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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