They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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