fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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