Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he shaved USA in his pubs
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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