Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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