Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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