you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The struggles of a small town man whore
this is an emotional support booty call
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Randomize
