The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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