He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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