belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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