yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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