i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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