She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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