he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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