bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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