I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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