So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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