that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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