Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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