is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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