summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
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