Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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