He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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