the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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