Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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