Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
