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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How external is "for external use only"?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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