I have demons in me.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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