Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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