Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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