so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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