You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Randomize
