At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i think i just naturally attract stoners
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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