i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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