i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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