Girls should come with a carfax report
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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