So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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