So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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