I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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