i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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