We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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