Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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