porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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