we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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