Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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