It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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